Portable Starlink boxes, basic needs, endless memes

Starlink terminals are these portable satellite internet boxes you can take almost anywhere - they’re made so you can get online even if you’re stationed in some remote outpost or moving around with the military. I always imagine some soldier just plunking one down, taping the password to the side like it’s a brand new Wi-Fi router, zero extra security, and calling it a day. Officially, it’s all about secure, mobile internet access through the Starlink network, but let’s be honest, people are just as likely to use it for streaming random videos or, yeah, watching porn when they’re bored on deployment. The whole thing cracks me up because it’s like those memes where you have Omega and Rolex flexing, and Casio’s just sitting there watching - Starlink’s this flashy, high-tech gadget, but in the end, it’s probably being used for the most basic stuff too.