Viral tokens: my immune system’s side hustle

Flucoin just dropped and apparently my immune system is mining virus tokens like it’s out here trying to pay rent. Seriously, it’s like my body got into crypto without telling me - every time I catch something, I’m basically a walking mining rig for germs. And honestly, if you look at hospitals, they’re the real bitcoin farms, with all these viruses getting copied and traded around like everyone’s flexing their hashrate. It’s wild how viruses literally hijack your cells just to make more copies of themselves and spread, so if anyone calls this a pump and dump, they’re not exactly wrong. Haters can complain, but at this point, I just wish I could be pumped and dumped as fast as these germs work.